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Illustrated by Andrew Blumetti
Just when you thought it was safe to open the door for Snickers-grubbing trick-or-treaters…
Sequels are rough, man. Highly anticipated, but more often than not, they simply can’t catch that “lightning in a bottle” magic that made the original so beloved.
Well, the heck with that noise.
If you liked part one, well… here’s another. In the second part of a three-part series that’s hopefully more Godfather Part II than Sister Act 2, it’s time to lock up your Milky Ways and Twix bars, toss away those horrid Mary Janes, and un-razorblade those apples, cause it’s time for our favorite scaries to take five and have some fun of their own.
KATIE FEATHERSTON (Paranormal Activity) as THE CAT IN THE HAT
BILLY THE PUPPET (Saw) as DOPED-UP LANCE ARMSTRONG
CAPTAIN SPAULDING (House of 1000 Corpses) as A CHOLO
MICHAEL MYERS (Halloween) as A DORITOS LOCOS TACO
SAM (Trick ‘r Treat) as HONEY BOO BOO
JASON VOORHEES (Friday the 13th) as LUMBERGH FROM OFFICE SPACE
CHERYL (The Evil Dead) AS A HIPPIE
HANNIBAL LECTER (The Silence of the Lambs) as AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH MODEL
SAMARA (The Ring) as A HOOTERS WAITRESS
LEPRECHAUN (Leprechaun) as KNICKS-ERA JEREMY LIN