By Andrew Blumetti
“Blumes, don’t you start Buzzfeed articling me!”
He died hard.
He Harry Pottered.
He Robin Hooded.
He Sensed and Sensibilityed.
He caused me to create fake words.
Renowned thespian of the Shakespearean theater, Alan Rickman has been tossing a shiny slick coating of refined Union Jacked-charm over the Hollywood sign for the past three decades of Earth time.
A wealth of colorful characters under his belt, often portraying a menacing villain with a touch of ironically unironic Eurotrash sophistication thrown in for good measure. Through and through, Rickman’s genuinely an actor’s actor– time-tested, well-respected, almost British to a glorious fault, and graced with a sharper, drier sense of humor than he’s often credited with.
“Those of you who are not aware of my brilliant career as a stand up comic, I’m not aware of it either so we might well wonder what we’re doing here.”
-Alan Rickman
See?
And for all you “Al-manics”, drink some Gatorade and take this moment to stretch out those hamstrings.
Prepare to jump for joy 26 times… it’s time for…
ALAN RICKMAN: A to Z:
APRON:
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BORING HEALTHY DIET FOOD…
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CHEATING ON HIS DIET INSTEAD…
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DUCK FACE AIN’T JUST FOR 16-YEAR OLD INSTAGRAMMERS ANYMORE!
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ELLEN DEGENERES DIDN’T ASK ME TO BE IN HER OSCAR SELFIE PHOTO!
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FORGOT THE SUNSCREEN:
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“GOOD STEEL”:
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“HERE WE’LL JUST PAINT A HAPPY LITTLE TREE…”
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IMAGINARY BOWLING:
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JAZZ HAND, (JUST ONE):
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KING OF KILT STATUE MOUNTAIN:
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LOVIN’ HIS DEMETRI MARTIN HALLOWEEN COSTUME:
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MY TRENT REZNOR-LOOKALIKE AWARD IS IN THE BAG!
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NICKELBACK’S STILL AROUND?!?:
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OH ELEVEN HERBS AND SPICES, HOW I LOVE THEE…
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PHIL ROBERTSON DARED ME TO DO THIS:
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QUIGLEY DOWN UNDER:
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“REALLY, I DON’T KNOW WHAT THE BACHELOR WAS THINKING LAST NIGHT…”
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SIAMESE RICKMAN:
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THERE’S ALWAYS ROOM FOR CELLO…
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UNDERPANTS AL!
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VALENTINE’S DAY:
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“WU-TANG CLAN AIN’T NOTHING TO $%@! WITH!”
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X-MAS RICKSTER (AKA MIS-AL-TOE)
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“YOU EXPECT ME TO MAKE EGGS IN THIS?!?”
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“ZOOEY DESCHANEL, WILL YOU MARRY ME?”
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A Blumes With a View 