By Andrew Blumetti
You know the old cliched saying– “A picture is worth a thousand words.” Well, if that ‘ol gem rings true, the next couple of weeks oughta be worth two or three dozen, easy.
Here’s an attempt to contribute to the internet being just a bit more time-wasting. It’s time to give the typing a rest for a spell as I proudly present to you the first in a series that shows just what happens when some of your favorite cringe-worthy moments ever put to film meets the most groundbreaking technology of 1992.
It’s time for…
INAPPROPRIATE MOVIE MOMENTS… in Microsoft Paint
Illustrated by Andrew Blumetti
Just when you thought it was safe to open the door for Snickers-grubbing trick-or-treaters…
Sequels are rough, man. Highly anticipated, but more often than not, they simply can’t catch that “lightning in a bottle” magic that made the original so beloved.
Well, the heck with that noise.
If you liked part one, well… here’s another. In the second part of a three-part series that’s hopefully more Godfather Part II than Sister Act 2, it’s time to lock up your Milky Ways and Twix bars, toss away those horrid Mary Janes, and un-razorblade those apples, cause it’s time for our favorite scaries to take five and have some fun of their own.
KATIE FEATHERSTON (Paranormal Activity) as THE CAT IN THE HAT
BILLY THE PUPPET (Saw) as DOPED-UP LANCE ARMSTRONG
CAPTAIN SPAULDING (House of 1000 Corpses) as A CHOLO
MICHAEL MYERS (Halloween) as A DORITOS LOCOS TACO
SAM (Trick ‘r Treat) as HONEY BOO BOO
JASON VOORHEES (Friday the 13th) as LUMBERGH FROM OFFICE SPACE
CHERYL (The Evil Dead) AS A HIPPIE
HANNIBAL LECTER (The Silence of the Lambs) as AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH MODEL
SAMARA (The Ring) as A HOOTERS WAITRESS
LEPRECHAUN (Leprechaun) as KNICKS-ERA JEREMY LIN